The poems are great and completely bizarre, though they don't deserve to be in the same mention with Tonya Harding's crowbar. Why didn't my kids have a teacher like you?
Ah…the assumptions we make. It happens everywhere in life, and I am so often wrong. Did the teacher contribute to your poetic instincts? Seems like we all have a few memorable teachers that taught us most of the good stuff. Was this one of those?
I bet they thought twice about the Poet Laureate thing in the following year. No one could come up with this stuff! And the pictures are priceless!
I was a bizarre child
A precocious one, obviously.
The poems are great and completely bizarre, though they don't deserve to be in the same mention with Tonya Harding's crowbar. Why didn't my kids have a teacher like you?
Cheers man.
Oh I’m not the teacher
Ah…the assumptions we make. It happens everywhere in life, and I am so often wrong. Did the teacher contribute to your poetic instincts? Seems like we all have a few memorable teachers that taught us most of the good stuff. Was this one of those?
Hysterical!!
Gotta be Astoria, Queens.
“Ones who get coal are really poor people” 😂. The harshest line I’ve read in ages.
My parents were not impressed