The night before her wedding, Kathy sat on the edge of her bed and rocked back and forth, her body tense and tightly wound like a spring. She had avoided making eye contact with her fiancée, who was beside her adjusting his colostomy bag that he had gotten after battling colon cancer years ago. He wrapped his arm around her, reminding her that it was natural to feel nervous before such a big day. Kathy's rocking motion came to a halt as she slowly turned to face him. She ached to get something off her chest before they married. "You know how I told you about the scars on my stomach from a car accident when I was younger? And how I couldn't have children because of them?" He nodded yes. "Well," Kathy hesitated, "I was never in a car wreck."
Nancy Reagan’s “Just Say No” campaign is in full swing and Kathy, a rebellious teenager, lives in a small town with limited entertainment options. She starts smoking cigarettes, drinking beer, and dressing provocatively. She goes to the tanning parlor and starves herself to attract boys. Despite her parents' efforts to control her behavior, she rebels by having sex and neglecting her studies. They punish her by grounding her, taking her to church more, and enrolling her in counseling, but none of it seems to make a difference.
After exhausting all other options, her parents conclude that sending her to spend the summer on her uncle's pig farm might be the best solution. Her uncle is a traditional man who has served in the Vietnam War and often takes in troubled youth to teach them discipline and the importance of hard work.
Kathy's jaw clenches and her fists ball at her sides as she steps onto the dusty ground of the pig farm. Her uncle greets her with a firm handshake before leading her to a small room with a twin bed and a window overlooking the pig pens. He then launches into a lengthy list of responsibilities, from feeding and cleaning up after the pigs, to fixing fences, and seeing that the sows are bred.
Her uncle presents her to Hamlet, the main pig stud. The most fertile of them all. Kathy witnesses Hamlet sniffing a sow’s backside and foam at the mouth, and she is told that it is a sign of desire. She watches as Hamlet mounts the sow and sees his long corkscrew-shaped organ come out of his sheath to search for the sow’s honey hole. It has been a few days since Kathy last got fucked, and the thought of Hamlet’s dick made her body ache with desire. As she fantasizes about being taken by Hamlet, she could feel herself becoming wet and aroused.
She feels discouraged at the farm with no boys or booze and fantasizes about Hamlet daily. When she's not tending to the pigs, she isolates herself in her dark room, indulging in junk food. As a result, her once bronzed skin becomes pale pink and her previously slender figure becomes plumper.
As the summer wanes, her uncle informs her that he will be attending a swine breeding seminar out of town for a few days, leaving Kathy in charge of the farm. On the morning of the seminar, her uncle departs, and she heads to the barn to fulfill her feeding duties for the pigs. She watches as the boars gobble up their food. Unable to resist noticing Hamlet's huge balls, her hormones kick in, causing her to lose her inhibitions.
She guides Hamlet into a muddy empty pen, his movements becoming more urgent as he starts to foam at the mouth. She surrenders to her arousal and lays on her back, exposing her swollen honey-hole to Hamlet. He sniffs her eagerly, her body pressed against the rough wooden slats of the pen.
With his prickly fur and pointed tusks, Hamlet mounts her. She wraps one arm around him, clutching onto his rough knee from behind as she thrusts her hips towards him. With her thumb, she upturns her nose and oinks like the female pigs she has watched being bred all summer. She can sense her oinks are exciting Hamlet, as he thrusts faster and harder. He climaxes, spilling warm liquid onto her plump porcine flesh. Hamlet dismounts, leaving Kathy covered in mud and pig gravy.
A week later, as she returns to her parents' house, she feels ill and experiences intense abdominal cramps. She tries to brush it off as bad period pains, but the pain only intensifies over the next few days. She tells her parents, who rush her to the hospital. After several rounds of tests, doctors must bring in a veterinarian to properly diagnose what she has: C. trachomatis sus scrofa domesticus—Swine Chlamydia. The infection has spread to her reproductive tract, so an emergency hysterectomy is needed to save her life.
“That's why I didn't tell you, I was afraid you would judge me," Kathy said. Her fiancée was taken aback, but he pulled her close and reassured her that he loved her no matter what. He even found the pig sex a little kinky, which made Kathy giggle. After she shared her shocking secret, he felt compelled to confess something to her as well. It only seemed fair. The reason for his need of a colostomy bag had not been due to cancer. Kathy's eyes widened in confusion and amazement. That's when her fiancée hit her with another revelation - and asked her if she recalled the headline about the man who got fucked in the ass by a donkey in a nearby town? Kathy nodded, remembering the gruesome story. “Didn't he die from his injuries?” she asked. “No, he did not” her fiancée replied.
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